Saturday, 25 August 2007

• Dave - Convinced Heather is a drug addict whore.

  Heather: I don't have to spend my 21st birthday at school! woo! I'll probably go hang out with air-eek and get some bruises.
  Dave: Now Heather..what are you going to be doing on your 21st birthday with Eric?!
  Heather: partying like it's 1999
  Dave: Now Heather...I know what you're doing to do...
  Heather: Oh yeah...get WASTED
  
  

  • 2:07 PM
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• Everyone on a 10,000 people campus knows who I am.

  "All these people always come up to me and say "hi Dave", and I'm like holy crap who are you, I don't know you...but they know me... it's so weird."
  
  "David (Korean David) came up to me and said "you're the man you're the man" and he had never even met me."
  
  "These guys on the football team came up to me, and asked me if I was going to the game tomorrow, and I told them no, and they looked so disappointed it made me sad."
  
  

  • 2:03 PM
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• Some false-quotes

  "The reason I never showered was because Ethan and Justin took like 5 showers a day."
  "I've never lost a game of pool."
  "I'm not jealous of some suave, jerk guy."
  "I hate people who make up stories and lie all the time...nothing is more disrespectful than a liar."
  

  • 1:57 PM
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• Driving - Jesus doesn't even like getting cut off.

  Fun fact: Dave does not have license.
  
  
  "You know how the highways in Florida all bottle neck and like there's six lanes of traffic???  Well, I was like all the way in the left lane, and I needed to be all the way in the right lane...and I cut off all these people and maneuvered so well, that by the time I got to this last guy, and he was in this big huge truck thing...by the time I got to him, he was laughing and giving me a thumbs up at my great driving skills."
  

  • 1:52 PM
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• Running into Poles

  You know those metal enterance polls, you have to push down to enter amusement parks and things?
  Well Dave tells his story like this:
  
  "I was walking into this those metal polls you gotta like...push down to enter a building...and I just like walked into it, and the next thing I know the police are standing above me and these older hispanic women (who had bought me water bottles, it was so funny) and I looked homeless because I just got off work so they kept asking me if I knew who I was and where I was from, and I didn't remember what happened and some guy was like "dude you just like...passed out.   It was so crazy... but that explains the weird pain in my leg."
  

  • 1:41 PM
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